I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
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