We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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