I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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