We named our party play list daddy issues
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize