the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I just found a bag of teeth...
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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