school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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