My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
your like the ambassador to my penis.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Bang-toberfest begins!!
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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