How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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