is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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