All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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