wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
