We won't sleep together?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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