Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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