I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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