none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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