i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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