You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
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