please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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