so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
i just wanna soil my oats bro
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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