they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Holy sore nipples Batman
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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