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Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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