i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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