Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
im on a boat
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