We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
