She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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