My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Randomize
