Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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