The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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