ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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