Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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