I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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