is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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