Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
At least life still wants to fuck me.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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