I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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