windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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