hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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