i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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