that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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