its not stalking. its research.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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