THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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