Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
