Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
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