I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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