she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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