I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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