please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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