Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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