So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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