he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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