yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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