So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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