Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I want to make a zoo with you.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
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