this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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