Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Randomize
