Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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