there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I have already put on my inside pants.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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