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(516): View more from New York

i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.

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(586): View more from Michigan

My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.

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(613): View more from Ontario

On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?

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(224): View more from Illinois

Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker

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Do you believe in miracles?

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(208): View more from Idaho

My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.

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(214): View more from Texas

Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother

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(708): View more from Illinois

hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?

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